Play the silent flute

Performing fellatio

My father used to play the silent flute on stage

by MimeLover July 29, 2017

set the play

set the play; to arrange a drug deal or to set something up

set the play for me bae so we can secure the bag

by fatassbitchh February 27, 2019

Switch the Play

1. To change scenery
2. To stray from the normal

3. To do something new

Hey bro this party sucks! Let's switch the play.

by Md_11 June 28, 2018

play the one string banjo

To use the midddle finger to strum the clit hood

I could sure stand to play the one string banjo tonight

by dirtymindforyou February 25, 2006

play the b-side

Essentially, anal sex.

A crude and somewhat chauvinistic analogy which compares making love to a girl to playing a record. The a-side is 'regular' or vaginal intercourse, so it therefore follows that the b-side is anal intercourse.

"So did you flip her over and play the b-side?"

"Oh yeah."

by juba73 January 12, 2005

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

by QuacksO September 16, 2018

play shuffleboard on the promenade

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011