drops by to fart in the hallway

When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.

Brodie likes to pretend we're friends, but he only ever drops by to fart in the hallway.

by deepmaroon September 23, 2020

throw the hot dog down the hallway

penis in your pussy...

hey babe can you throw the hot dog down the hallway

by little itty bitty black dick November 15, 2016

The Hallway Fear

A specific defense mechanism in profound soul connections where one partner withdraws into silence (hides in the hallway) not out of indifference, but out of paralyzing insecurity. It stems from the fear that the reality of oneself-age, experience, won't live up to the fantasy created, leading to a terror of disappointing the soulmate.

Reading your message, I realized You’re right about the distance, but I want you to know exactly where it came from.

It wasn't silence or indifference, it was insecurity. I was terrified of disappointing you. I looked at the differences between us-age, experience, and I let my fear convince me that I wasn't enough for you. That once the magic settled, you’d realize I couldn't keep up.

I was scared that the reality of 'me' wouldn't live up to the fantasy, so I held back trying to be 'safe' instead of being real. But you feel so much like 'home' that I’m realizing I don't need to hide. It wasn't a temporary visit; I felt 'found' too.

I’m done hiding in the hallway wondering if I belong. I’m coming in, and I’m staying. Let’s build that 'US'. 🥰❤️
Forget The Hallway Fear

"It feels like home to me,

It feels like I'm all the way back where I belong
I'm never gonna be alone again, I'm never gonna be alone again.

Something in your eyes
Makes me wanna lose myself
Makes me wanna lose myself
In your arms"

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 25, 2026

Word In The Hallway

How you get your information when you’re stuck in a facility. IE nursing home, hospital, rehab, etc.

Well. Word in the hallway is, my nurse got arrested for being drunk on the job.

by Nik-Nak Saint May 26, 2021

Throw one down the hallway

Verb: to have sexual relations with a woman only valued for her genitals.

"Mr. President, Monica to see you."
"Cheers mate, I'll throw one down the hallway!"

by Fisho on the block June 27, 2022

bird in the hallway

When someone from the hood has their smoke alarm beeping and won't change the batteries.

"Damn, the bird in the hallway is getting real annoying!"

by Definitely not a frog December 15, 2023

The icy hallway

When a man pulls his penis out during sex for the money shot and attempts to sprint full speed down his hallway whilst ejaculating, appearing as if he’s struggling to prevent a fall from slipping on ice.

Would you boys quit with the icy hallway crap?!?! Our carpet feels like a batch of unwashed hand-towels from a Chinese massage parlor !

by Thejimmurphy January 31, 2018