A serial rapist/child molester with unruly and disturbing facial hair who lives in his mother's basement.
by cletus&cooter August 01, 2003
person 1: there goes Jason....
person 2: he's an egghead, applies oil on his bald head at night to keep it real shining!
person 1: i can see that..
person 2: he's an egghead, applies oil on his bald head at night to keep it real shining!
person 1: i can see that..
by phasadi May 11, 2017
by Bigcooker March 08, 2018
This bitch’s head is shaped like an egg. He facetimes you a shit ton and plays Madden a lot. However, he gives you his complete attention (when he feels like it) and he radiates a shit ton of crackhead energy. This bitch isn’t afraid of calling someone out and snitching on someone because they’re hurting his friend. Pick a fight with him, you’re gonna fucking lose.
by clarize March 19, 2020
man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.
by Tyronelexbengie May 30, 2019
Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.
Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.
Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.
Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.
by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025
by Slide sloot September 21, 2018