Wood

Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood

she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails

by chap your lady October 23, 2003

Woods

Short for Backwood.

Example 1: Finna smoke Woods by the hasty Dawg.

Example 2: I only wrap my blunt's with woods fham

by cosmicunity May 24, 2017

wood

An erect penis

Damn, i've got wood!

by Jaluh February 1, 2004

into the woods

a play about fairy tale characters wanting their wish to come true and in the end they get it

cinderella went into the woods to get her wish.

by Corie June 16, 2004

wood

What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher

Bush insists on invading Iraq--Cheney gets wood (a hardon)

by demanding change May 8, 2008

the woods

A prison slang for the white inmates.

"Whiteboy, you better get the fuck out of my face and get back in the woods."

by sonuvagun September 27, 2005

Wood

The term used to describe a dry throbbing cock.

Barbra was fummimg that Joe was too wired to get wood

by Paulyboysmith May 29, 2016