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The Ultimate Fighter

Awesome T.V. show that airs Monday nights 11:00PM Eastern time on Spike TV. I highly suggest you watch the show.

The show also airs Saturday nights at 10:00PM Eastern time.

16 guys all want to become a UFC fighter and get a UFC contract, each week two guys fight. The loser gets sent home, if they get knocked out; the winner gets 5 grand cash in their pocket.
Can't do anything tonight; I'm going to watch The Ultimate Figher at 11:00 tonight.
by Tommy March 13, 2005
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the ultimate inside job

Reference to the illegal and treasonous actions of the 45th POTUS.
The last test is whether or not the Supreme Court has also been corrupted by what is now thought to be the ultimate inside job; it will dictate whether or not his tax returns get released.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
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The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez

Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.
by ComptonAssRyan March 18, 2009
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When someone believes they are spewing knowledge when in reality they are spewing stupidity. This person has surpassed the normal level of idiocy, they are an embarrassment to society and the human race. They are the epitome of ignorance. And if you say something they don’t have enough brain cells to come up with a logical response.
Teacher: James give me the answer for number 12.
James: You know I can’t read by myself Mr.Gibbgay.
Teacher: *sigh* Fine. It is an easy one, it is asking what the definition of a prude is.
James: Ughh... you know I don’t know what that means.
Teacher: What the f***, this is a high school Ap class how did you even get in here?!!! You are the ultimate level of stupidity!
James: I seduced the head of the English department and bribed him with my juul
Teacher: ....My husband is the head of the English department.
by Badboyyeet June 4, 2019
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The Ultimate N Word Pass

This is the ultimate n word pass, it shall be given from the darkest person at your college, school, or whatever education level your at. This gives permission to say the N word around anyone, except when your legally speaking, please dont.
by Samuel Pale November 16, 2019
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The ultimate chief we know

Basically when you know someone who's a baller, a bad bitch, an up and comer but THEN they also...have friends so it's not the ultimate chief you know, it's the ultimate chief we know. You're lucky to have ultimate chiefs in your life but even luckier that they have more than one friend
Bartholomew: Hey have you heard of this guy, he's an ultimate chief

You: You mean Sid?
Bartholomew: ...
Bartholomew: wait so you also know him?
You: yeah of course I do
Bartholomew: damn guess he's the ultimate chief we know
You: it does take away from his appeal :/
by Silentuberfather548 January 21, 2023
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The Ultimate Warrior

A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.

Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.
Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"

Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"
by Gary "The No Trash Cougar" Lee November 19, 2007
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