spank the sponge

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.

Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!

by benny the boy April 16, 2007

Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

bob the sponge

Spongebob's real name is Bob.

Patrick: Bob, let's go jellyfishing!

bob the sponge

by *censor beep** April 7, 2009

cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

Bubba the love sponge

Fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the Iron Sheik a "jobber". Sucks Howard Stern & Hulk Hogan's cock, as he doesn't have any natural talent, to ride alone. Also known as Blubber The Fat Fuck!

Bubba the love sponge is a fat fucking mark!

by Blubber the fat fuck August 4, 2007

Bubba the love sponge

Was hired by Howard Stern to work at Sirius Satellite Radio and is now shockin' the puss like a madman. Oh, yeah, Ned uncensored is awesome. Manson makes THE greatest song parodies, Brent is still a smartass, and Gene Lasker is one crazy mofo.

"Opie and Anthony are going back on testicle, i mean, uh, terrestrial radio? What idiots! XM is going down the toilet faster than you can say 'put the seat down.'"

-something along the lines of what Bubba the love sponge knows to be true

by mcgillicutty May 22, 2006