While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.
John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."
by Aram A. April 2, 2008
Get the The Armenian Sledgehammer mug.Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!
“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”
Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”
Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”
Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021
Get the Smudge The Blades mug.A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.
Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!
Max: Boobies!
by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009
Get the The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer mug."Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."
by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022
Get the Sledgehammer to the coin machine mug.Brian's most common and fatal choice of killing people. This fatal move happens so fast that it is undetectable to the naked-eye. How many people have been killed by this fatal move is unknown and will, most likely, remain unknown.
1) Did Alex really get slugged in the gut by Brian?
2) Brian was so pissed at Scott, that he slugged him in the gut and Scott disintegrated.
2) Brian was so pissed at Scott, that he slugged him in the gut and Scott disintegrated.
by Scrane May 4, 2007
Get the Slugged in the Gut mug.A Smudge on the Azu means that there is an issue with a plan, the smudge being the issue and the Azu being the good idea/plan. It basically means something's a little fucked that was supposed to be great
Yeah, why did Jessica cancel on you for that amazing date you planned? She really put a Smudge on the Azu
by sparkleberries33 May 3, 2021
Get the Smudge on the Azu mug.Smudge on the Azu means that something great is now a little bit fucked. It could be a plan, an idea, or a situation. The smudge is what fucked it up and the Azu is the original thing.
Dude that sucks Jessica cancelled on that great date you planned. She really put a Smudge on the Azu.
by sparkleberries33 May 3, 2021
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