"wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn ?"
"yeah and?"
"thats againest the rules isnt it?"
"screw the rules i have money!"
"yeah and?"
"thats againest the rules isnt it?"
"screw the rules i have money!"
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Get the I accept the rules and agreements mug.The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.
In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.
In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.
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Get the The Rule of Finite Summers mug.The rules of Texas are a simple, yet unwavering creed held up by anybody who wishes to call themselves an inhabitant of this blessed state.
1. Always go 10 or more above the speed limit.
2. If you ever find yourself in such an unsultry place as dallas (or the “keep Austin weird” parts of Austin) make no eye contact and keep on driving.
3. Whataburger and Dr. Pepper are supreme. Do not question it, and most of all don’t disagree with it.
4. Oklahoma and Texas sure do hate each other, but it’s like a brotherly hate.
5. Both california (I refuse to capitalize the c) and Texas sure do hate each other. This isn’t brotherly. californians, (I refuse to capitalize the c) unless escaping and seeking asylum, should be shot on sight.
6. When flying a Texas flag, make sure to raise it to the same height as the American flag.
7. Never forget that Texas was once it’s own country.
8. Texas is the only place more American than America.
9. Every Texan has the God-given right and ability to shoot a gun.
10. Don’t mess with Texas.
Failure to recognize and comply with these rules will result in severe consequences and punishment, included but not limited to: revoking of your Whataburger privileges, revoking of your Dr. Pepper privileges, or exile to california (I refuse to capitalize the c)
1. Always go 10 or more above the speed limit.
2. If you ever find yourself in such an unsultry place as dallas (or the “keep Austin weird” parts of Austin) make no eye contact and keep on driving.
3. Whataburger and Dr. Pepper are supreme. Do not question it, and most of all don’t disagree with it.
4. Oklahoma and Texas sure do hate each other, but it’s like a brotherly hate.
5. Both california (I refuse to capitalize the c) and Texas sure do hate each other. This isn’t brotherly. californians, (I refuse to capitalize the c) unless escaping and seeking asylum, should be shot on sight.
6. When flying a Texas flag, make sure to raise it to the same height as the American flag.
7. Never forget that Texas was once it’s own country.
8. Texas is the only place more American than America.
9. Every Texan has the God-given right and ability to shoot a gun.
10. Don’t mess with Texas.
Failure to recognize and comply with these rules will result in severe consequences and punishment, included but not limited to: revoking of your Whataburger privileges, revoking of your Dr. Pepper privileges, or exile to california (I refuse to capitalize the c)
Person A: man I just visited Texas, what an awful place.
Person B: Apologize. Now. You commie piece of shit.
Person A: why is there a massive crowd trying to murder me?
Person B: you obviously deserve it, you don’t follow The Rules of Texas
Person B: Apologize. Now. You commie piece of shit.
Person A: why is there a massive crowd trying to murder me?
Person B: you obviously deserve it, you don’t follow The Rules of Texas
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Get the Screw the rules I have Money mug.A person who no matter the situation or risk will beat the odds. A person that always proves you wrong, weather its a dangerous person holding a gun to his face and (while laughing) unarms the person, An Exception to the Rule falls off a derrick and breaks his back and still gets back up and walks, works, and party's harder than any other motherfucker in the world. The Exception to the Rule will drink you under the table and not have a hangover. The Exception to the Rule will have a stroke and not go to the hospital but still be able to get up in the morning to take his son to school displaying no effects from the otherwise debilitating physical event. The Exception to the Rule will be the person to explain freedom from tyranny after suffering more than most in the world could ever understand, and then give you a true and honest solution to the problem and create a world wear all people are truly free and safe. The Exception to the Rule will always keep his word, will always prove you wrong. The Exception to the Rule is the type of person who should be the President of the United States of America, The Exception to the Rule is the type of person you will remember and tell stories of to your children and your children's children will tell stories of. The Exception to the Rule is your true best friend, the ultimate lover, an amazing father and son, he is the light in darkness and mind of an artist and warrior all at the same time never relenting and always sharp as a tack.
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