night rider

The term used when married men secretly masturbate in their car at night.

"Hey did you get any action last night?"
"Nah. Came close, but the kids were awake when we got home. What about you, you got lucky?"
"No. Well I mean kind of. You know, Grace conked out right when we got home. So I snuck out to the car, rubbed one out."
"You a night rider?!"

by Teamo86 October 23, 2013

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A mysterious figure that rides it’s skateboard through the night and protects the city of Covina from evil.

Yo Dre look at these skid marks. They must’ve been made by the night rider last night.

by Ramalisious June 5, 2020

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Night Rider

A female you allow over your house only at night, for sexually purposes only. You are never seen with this person during the day but at night she rides the hell out of your dick.

"Yeah, Wendy thats my night rider."

by Sunstarz0212 March 4, 2009

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night rider

Whenever someone on a motorcycle is doing something dangerous or extreme. i.e. going real fast, dodging traffic, making a loud noise, standing up pissing while moving

Oh man we got a night rider!

by jabba the hut April 26, 2006

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alabama night riders

In poker, three of a kind, kings. The name comes from the hand's abbreviation (KKK). "Alabama night riders" was slang, in the early half of the 20th century for the Ku Klux Klan.

He had two pair, but the Alabama night riders won the pot.

by Tallman February 5, 2005

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