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the lincoln liqour 

When a person licks off the defication on anothers chest during sex.
dude i after she dropped a log on my chest she totally give me the lincoln liqour

The viscous liquid boys 

Two magical men who frolic around the school grounds leaving bottles of viscous liquid just up there. When you find a bottle drink it and good fortune will follow.
Ur mom

The which is liquid boys are in town
The viscous liquid boys left you a gift wanna go check it out?

The Theory of Liquortivity 

A general theory of the world where all matter is made up of the two elements of liquor-drugs and non-liquor. The theory advances the view that individuals and society as a whole only advance with higher levels of liquor-drug consumption. Proponents of this theory thus advocate for policies of liquor and cigarette subsidies and outlawing public sobriety.
According to the theory of liquortivity the prolonged economic downturn is the result of growing nationwide anti-smoking programs and taxes, along with a deficient level of aggregate demand for liquor-drugs.

liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!
liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

liquor in the front, poker in the rear 

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

liquor in the front, poker in the rear 

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"
At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.