The houndstooth

Similar to saying a majority of a group.

“The houndstooth of people didn’t understand this conversation”

by A plank term made up by Allen. April 7, 2022

The houndog

when u stretch ur balls so far across they look like houndog ears, or when ur fucking a girl doggie style you make her howl like a houndog

wanna see me do the houndog ;). I made her howl like a houndog last night!

by fartlicker67 April 5, 2022

The Hound Rolls Around in the Oil

A phrase spoken when you’re ignoring the person in front of you and are speaking secretly to someone with whom you are tripping on hallucinogenic drugs with.

The mechanic wait with my neighbor would have been far more excruciating for Me if my secret best friend hadn’t of shown up and pointed out that the hound rolls around in the oil over the intercom.

by ratracewinner July 22, 2022

The Lava Hound

The sexual act of dousing ones penis in MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce (or any hot sauce with a scoville rating of 1000000+)
Once this step is complete, raw dog her until she gives a fiery dragon roar .

Woman: Please give me The Lava Hound tonight, i want to feel like i want to feel the heat.
Man: Aight bet, Let me go buy some MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce. Tonight i want to make you roar.

*says with anticipation and fear*

by The Anonymous Hound September 4, 2020

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

The Foreign Hound Pound

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with your neighbors dog. A.K.A. Furry Porn.

Me: I was caught giving the neighbors dog The Foreign Hound Pound.
Friend: Why the fuck would you do that?
Me: I'm a Furry, Jackass.

by SupahNintendo February 12, 2021

the basset hound

The act of a woman using both hands to pull down her ear lobes(which turns off her gag reflex) and the man then tries to gag her with his dick. Ending with a loud moan from the woman portraying the sound of a "Basset Hound."

Stop gagging and do the basset hound.

by REDNECKBUBBA88 June 1, 2017