arse like a hawkers bundle

Person with an extremelly large arse.

Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.

by hector mcgubligan December 13, 2005

Mr Hawker

A man that usually has a pot belly. If your a teacher and your name is Mr hawker you have a really bad haircut. They love stirring the shit outta ya as well.

Student: Hey Mr hawker nice haircut
Mr hawker: why thank you my wife done it last night while she was drunk, how does it look
Student: I mean I couldn't look any worse

by Fat pizza March 20, 2021

The Hawker

a librarian who never trusts kids and always catches people playing games. not as bad as the new bitchy librarian but still pretty bad

Dam the hawker caught me playing games and kicked me out

by Travis Wei-Pittsford Mendon December 16, 2008

Brand Hawkers

1. A Place that turns small businesses into household names
2. A Humble abode where creativity has no limits.
3. A group of hustlers who work smart & play hard.

Brand hawkers helped me grow my business !!!

by D2C buddy November 23, 2021

Hawker

Hot girl

Only hawkers go for walks

by Hawker24 January 18, 2022

Tony Hawker

A fat line of coke

That fatass line was a real Tony Hawker

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

cock hawker

A male organ's "lugi" after the climax of pleasure.

I awkwardly walked in on Frank as his last cock hawker hit his sticky keyboard.

by Laydown89 September 19, 2016