the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Towel not included.

It's a book.

by Cellist December 23, 2003

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

the greatest book in the world

by arthur dent June 17, 2003

The Complete Guide To Everything

Weekly podcast hosted by Tom and his sidekick Tim.

Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom

Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.

Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.

"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."

Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .

by iheartbabyboomers. jk im tim! November 21, 2010

Gilding the Lilly

To adorn unnecessarily something already beautiful. The expression is a condensation of Shakespeare's metaphor in King John: "To gild refined gold, to paint the lily ... is wasteful and ridiculous excess." i.e., you wouldn't need to add gold to a beautiful lily.

Jennilyn is so beauitful that putting on makeup is just Gilding the Lilly.

by _Andy_ June 24, 2006

Gilding the Menorah

The act of shoving a large dildo up a young Jewish girl's ass, pulling it out, licking it and then shoving it into her pussy. Not to be confused with the very popular "golden sponge bath."

Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.

by dien furer September 2, 2010

gild the lily

trying the adorn something that is already beautiful.

The table is already clean and decorated for the dinner, don't gild the lily.

by ahmet April 25, 2006

gild the lily

Also, as an alternate meaning, another phrase for female masturbation; the manual stimulation of the clitoris performed on oneself.

After I found out that my boyfriend couldn't make a bootycall last night, I had to gild the lily to get to sleep.

by kimpoopy April 28, 2008