goosing

Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).

He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.

by Adam Dexter August 02, 2007

Goose

A cute, silly girl who is pro at making funny faces and being adoreble while also making people laugh. Like a silly goose this term is used for someone you find charming that you have adoration for.

Haha... awww your such a goose you goosie girl!

by Live4family January 28, 2018

the goose

1. Another name for Grey Goose, which is a quite tasty, albeit expensive, Vodka. Especially good when mixed with or chased by Hawaiian Punch.

Eric: Yo Dawg you wanna slizz on the goose before we go to the club?
Ryan: Hellzz yes, and let me get that 2 liter of Hawaiian Punch so I can mix that shit up.

by yomomma8889 August 07, 2006

Goose

Rubbish, crap, a bad deal, a rip off

That sandwich was goose.
What did you get for the car? £950. Goose nowhere near the asking then. (for sale for £1500)
How was the circus? crap Goose.
What did you think to the pizza? Goose.

by Yesyoucangoto August 16, 2015

goose

the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party

Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass

by the wet d May 21, 2013

goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

by nick May 07, 2005

Goose

A unit in which to measure the amount of pressure applied to a lever or pedal

Easy Roberto, don’t give the old volkswagen too much goose!

by October 26, 2017