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Go the stretch 

Act required when a female demands a sext from a male, however due to excessive alcohol/drug consumption the picture and girth would not be sufficiently attractive.

Hence physical stretching of appendage is required for use in the said sext.
Man: "Couldn't get a decent shot going last night, had to go the stretch"
Go the stretch by dric_bogan September 6, 2013

go swing the bat 

1.) To do something productive
2.) To make one's self useful
3.) To encourage someone to leave the room and do something productive
1.) "Andy, your annoying me, go swing the bat."
2.) "Andy, your not helping me at all, go swing the bat".
3.) "Hey Andy, go swing the bat."
go swing the bat by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears 

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.
I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?

the merry-go-round sing-along 

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

Go See The Rabbits 

A reference to a classic book published in 1937. In the book one of the main characters, "Lennie" murders a women by mistake because he had a mental disorder and she was trying to seduce him into doing sexual acts with her... its alot to explain.

tldr: She told Lennie to grab her hair, he grabbed too tight, she screamed to let go, he paniced and killed her. So Lennies best friend, (another main character) George took Lennie to go see the rabbits i a forest by a body of water so Lennie could be in a happy place before George shot him in the back of the head because he was worried Lennie would panic and kill another person and get in even more trouble.

To "Go See The Rabbits" yourself or to take someone else to "Go See The Rabbits" could be subtly refering to suicide, putting down a pet, or murder.
Example #1:

Random Guy: "Life hasnt been going too well... maybe i should go see the rabbits"

Example #2 (i wouldn't do this... sounds kinda fucked up):

"Maybe i should go take (pet name) to go see the rabbits. he/she's getting very sick/old"

Example #3:

"If you dont shut up im gonna go take you to see the rabbits!"

Go sleep in the rain

term coined by the great matthew o'reilly. generally used as a put down to end an arguement.
duffy: hey matthew your a doofus!

Matthew: go sleep in the rain!