Patron strain of the Mexican flu

A hangover.

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.

by The Silly Human February 22, 2011

caught the Swine Flu

Hooking up with an overweight woman.

I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.

by TCII September 10, 2009

Caught the swine flu

used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight person

So and So caught the swine flu last night

by Bacaron April 28, 2009

Catching the Swine Flu

A way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."

by neo069 August 26, 2009

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

The Pussy Flu

noun
-A blanket term for any venereal disease specifically in woman pertaining to the vagina, this can include but not limited to things such as: ( Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HPV )

- It can also be interchanged to fit male venereal diseases as to which you would call it “The bussy flu”

“Oh yeah I was gonna try to sleep with Becky but I heard that she has the pussy flu, so I decided not to touch her”

by Koloda September 16, 2019

Caught the Swine Flu

Liking or hooking up with an ugly or fat bitch.

"Damn did u see that fat bitch John took home last night?" "Yeah, i think he Caught the Swine Flu"

by fullfire0 August 20, 2009