When you are brewing tea during foreplay and it gets too hot causing all the tea to evaporate, leaving at least one person quite unfulfilled. Can often lead to one participant saying, "Is...is that it?"
Q: How was the British tea party sex last night?
A: Not so good man. This is the third time I had premature evaporation this month
A: Not so good man. This is the third time I had premature evaporation this month
by g'nite luve May 14, 2009
by JoJoVapor April 05, 2021
A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"
A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"
A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"
by Moistmonster December 31, 2013
A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.
Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!
by ballroomstyle August 03, 2009
The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.
Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.
by alienevil June 12, 2009
To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.
"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"
by Tenderloin Evaporator December 10, 2017
kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.
kenny: my bad i’m slow.
did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.
kenny: my bad i’m slow.
did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.
by Rlendnsnsk April 07, 2020