Hit with the buns

To be rejected or denied by someone or something

boy: hey cutie, wanna go on a date?

girl: no thanks, you're ugly

boy: man I just got hit with the buns!

by Chunky Boy 625 October 6, 2009

shark in the buns

A parlor trick played on one of your unsuspecting friends (or strangers.) When someone is bending over to pick up something, you put your hands together flat to make a shark fin. Then you shove it in their asscrack and yell 'SHARK IN THE BUNS!'

Hilarity ensues. Bonds are made and broken.

'Hey, I dropped my pen can you pick it up for me?... SHARK IN THE BUNS!!'

by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?

by camino83 November 22, 2013

What the buns?

(1) What the hell, I can't believe it! (2) What the fuck?

What the buns is he doing on the girls team?

by Jason October 1, 2003

bug in the buns

Bug in the buns is an expression used to say there is a problem. When there is a bug in the plastic bag of hamburger or hotdog buns, it is never pleasant. This phrase can be used to say there is an issue or it can be used to say something is out of place.

Me: Uh oh, we have a bug in the buns.

Jen: What’s wrong?
Me: The microphone for the talent show isn’t working!

by coolgard January 26, 2021

grill the buns

WHEN we grill the buns, then we eat the buns, then we poop the buns, then we eat them , and that’s the life circle of grilling dah buns

When I go home I always grill the buns!

by Grillthebuns March 3, 2018

fill the buns

To ejaculate while recieving a tit wank.

To a small child it look like Norman was doing nothing more than filling the Mrs Hoovers buns

Extract from Sex Lives Of 3rd Street First School

by tonigreen August 30, 2005