thayer academy

The home to many "pole up ass" teachers, some men, some women, and Mr. Dunne who we're not too sure about. The home to "collar up" pink shirt and kaki wearing bitches who prance around as if it were a dockers commercial. The home to several dealers of the power flower who find it amusing to rip off retards who dont know crap about the power flower to begin with (shhh! dont tell Fred!) The home to the largest percentage of caucasian white males in any school on the face of this earth. If Mao Zedong saw our school, he would bomb us within minutes. The home to several girls where the rules that apply are: The hotter and sluttier you are, the cooler you are and the higher chance you'll get to give steam to a hockey stud.

This is my home... and i want to shit terds on it

by VK January 4, 2005

thayer academy

Let me just say that everyone on this page is right, except for the one attempting to make fun of Tim Roche and Melch. You hockey players are just a bunch of AIDS-carrying 20 year olds that look to infect all incomming freshman.

Hockey = boooo
Beer = Yay!

by Coolio January 4, 2005

Thayer Academy

um i actually like the school. Not kidding. met some good friends there. :: ducks to avoid teh inevitable stones thrown at me::

Thayer is an ok place to go to school!

by annonomus February 10, 2005

thayer academy

A high school on lovely Washington Street whose students all apparently have too much free time on their hands. And coming from me that's saying a lot.

One thing no one's mentioned yet is that the Thayer math team gets no respect despite having a record that the average sports team could only dream of. And we're better-looking, too.

I have nothing to do this free period. I might as well write long, ranting insults about people no one on the Internet has ever heard of on urbandictionary.com!

by Loquacious February 1, 2005

Thayer Academy

Tim Roche is playing D-1 baseball. And you must be going to another three years of high school or something.

High School Education = 4 years
Thayer Academy Hockey = 7 years

by The kid who likes popcorn January 24, 2005

Thayer Academy

A prep school on the lower half of the Independent School League in terms of academics but is nonetheless a lowkey hard school if you take a shit load of APs and Honors courses. Looks a lot like Hogwarts in the winter and has an administration that doesn’t give a fuck about education in the humanities but will happily build a new hockey rink for the whitest offspring you’ll ever find in Hingham, Cohasset, and Duxbury. The headmaster does absolutely nothing while the high school Director wields a hammer of pain.

“Dude where do you go to school?”
“Thayer Academy”
“Wow you must be rich af.”

by Litotes Fiend September 8, 2019

Thayer Academy

The evil school where mrs t knows everything about you and your relationship

Me: Hey baby whant to hook up
Girlfriend: Sure lets go into bathroom
Mrs T: HEY CLICKS WHAT U DOIN WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DURING MY STUDY HALL? This is thayer academy you should be respectful!!!
Me: (in my head) shut tha fuck up woman im about to scoooore

by Hello my name is nick May 24, 2011