Grandma

A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.

Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
Mary:Grandma

by This Guy December 23, 2004

Grandma

Someone who is a slow reactor to things.

A slow driver-"Come on grandma".
A person who is slow in conversations then clicks on when it's finished-"Your too slow grandma we've just finished that conversation".
Someone who's slow to get things-"Hurry up grandma your taking to long".

by NGAWAI WIGGINS September 20, 2005

grandmaed

Verb: To do something that a grandmother would typically do.

I totally grandmaed out and sent that cat picture to EVERYONE!

by rossisdead June 11, 2011

Grandma

Best person ever.
She...
Makes you cookies.
Gives you hugs and kisses.
Unconditional love even when she doesn’t understand.
Really humorous.
Good cooking.
Essentially a “Mom”, but squared. Haha, get it?
Doesn’t ramble when they don’t have to.

Tom: I’m going to grandma’s house this weekend!
Matt: Dude.. so lucky!

by weird eye the science guy March 04, 2019

grandma

A person who looks and acts older than they should.

Why is she wearing sweat pants and reading "The Six Stages Of Menopause"? She is such a grandma, yet she's only 16!

by Elton April 08, 2003

grandma

1. Who your kids have spent 95% of their life with
2. who ya kids live with
3. 30 year old woman whos 15 year old daughter/son has a baby
4. the one we call big mama

Mother: okay im going to leave you at Grandma house
Child: see you next week mommy

Man:Hey young lady is that your son
Woman carying a 2 year old: no this my grandbaby

by Akaya November 13, 2005

Grandma

Used to describe an overly cautious teenage boy who spends a large majority of his time talking to others instead of doing what he is supposed to. Generally takes up a lot of time doing absolutely nothing.

Guy: Damn, Jackson is being really slow.
Girl: Yeah, he's such a Grandma.

by ~*! July 01, 2012