dirty thaddeus

Viscously fucking someone's throat while choking them then cumming all over their face and slapping them with your cock

He gave me a dirty Thaddeus but was nice enough to hold my hair

by Thewhoreshaveeyes March 31, 2020

Thaddeus Peuterschmidt

Youtube celebrity all star lacrosse player pussymagnet alpha male

Guy 1: You heard of Thaddeus Peuterschmidt?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a fucking pussymagnet

by trout96 August 12, 2013

thaddeus quintero

A nigga that says his dick is small when it's actually big

I get tons of pussy because I pull a Thaddeus Quintero, girls never seen a small dick before.

by bacon splitz March 15, 2017

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III

The father of the great gibby pumpernickel

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III really on that BULL this time

by Gibby mop pumpernickel November 18, 2019

Thaddeus Baker

He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.

Thaddeus Baker : Purple
Me : AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022

thaddeus

Thaddeus is the greatest person u will ever meet.even thought u might think hes a little weird he really isn't hes just a great guy. he is a very handsom man with great eyes and awsome body. he makes all the girls go crazy. friends with everyone. Always the most popular person in school.everyone loves him. If u get on his good side he will never betray u. Very very loyal.

O thaddeus, why are u so awsome

by hello435 May 5, 2022