textplanation

To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.

The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.

by Knock on our door March 6, 2009

texplain

When asked a question by text that has an answer too long to explain in a text.

I was texting with Kimberly yesterday and she asked why I couldn't hang out later. Between working late, getting a flat tire and breaking up with my boyfriend I told her the reason was way too long to "texplain" and that I would call her later.

by Simone13 December 1, 2010

texsplain

To explain something over texts

Texting...

Friend 1: what happened man?
Friend 2: too much to texsplain. Call me.

by moemoeeee April 9, 2010

txtplanation

When you attempt to explain a situation or concept via "TXT".

Often difficult to do, due to the complexity of a situation matched with with one dimensional issues and room for interpretation via txt.

Sarah: Could you please give me a txtplanation ?

Emma: Sure, well I was running really late, and then I saw a friend I haven't seen since primary school. She invited me back to hers for dinner... and then I remembered about the marketing essay...

by bmw power October 11, 2008

Textilingus

Texting while you are getting your pussy licked.

Textilingus baby! Don't hate my friends. texting going down eat me lick me text me suck me fingering

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 9, 2009

textplaining

trying to explain something over text messageing.

my boyfriend lied to me and your boyfriend knew about it and i'm pissed.

textplaining: m boy lie 2me & ur boy new bout it. i pissed.

by sarahk77 September 12, 2007

textalanche

The flood of text messages received when you first turn your phone on after it has been off for a long time, or when you finally get a signal. The longer the phone was off, and the more popular you are, the bigger the textalanche is.

Coming home from my weekend ski trip in the mountains, as soon as I was on the highway and had service, I got a textalanche.

I was really excited when I got a textalanche this morning, thinking that my friends wanted to hang out, but instead it was just my mom asking me where I was.

by taylo1 June 9, 2009