Textagram

The very reason we can't spell fuck you on phone's that don't have keyboards.

DUAL YOU!

WTF does that mean?

Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual

by psychedellicereal March 14, 2009

text-lag

1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back

"Sorry for the text-lag man, my girlfriend wanted to watch The Notebook..."

by Mr. Toasty December 3, 2011

Text Lag

When In The Process of texting a individual, You Send Them Two text with nothing in Common, but they are forced by Proper Texting Guidelines to respond to Both Texts, Causing A message Lag between you and the individual, Pushing you off topic.

Text Lagging-

Texter1:Hey When's Amy's Birthday?
Texter1:Do you Like My New Shoes?
Texter2:April 27th
Texter2:Nah, too Colorful

by Shamless20 April 22, 2009

textagram

A word that is keyed the same as at least one other on your phone. Similar to anagram.

Classic example: home is a textagram of good. others include pint & shot, cock & anal.

by Proudtorious July 4, 2012

textmagic

Sweat in every game.

Guy 1 : How is he so good at every game?
Guy 2 : Because he's textmagic

by Trissu January 22, 2021

lost in textlation

This is when a text message was sent meaning one thing, but was misinterpreted by the recipient either because they couldn't hear the intonation in the senders voice, didn't realize it was meant jokingly and/or sarcastically, or, any other misinterpretation of the text message senders true and original meaning.

"Dude, I was definitely joking when I said your Mom was at my house. I can't believe you got mad. It was just "lost in textlation."

by Pot4Scott November 17, 2014

Text Lag

The phenomenon when you go to send a text, or google something, on your phone and realize that you were already in the middle of some other task that you must finish before texting which leads to another task and then you forget the original task or text. Then you finally send the text a while later.

"Wait, I didn't text you? Oh, sorry, I sometimes get into a Text Lag loop and never catch up."

by Quotidianian August 21, 2012