textless

In an email, IM, IRC, SMS, or MUD exchange, temporarily unable to write, as through astonishment.

Compare to speechless in spoken language.

A: Remember that sick panda at the zoo?
B: Yeah.
A: She died.
B: ...I'm textless.

by Lingrad August 3, 2005

textmessageitis

The inflammation of test message usage, or an excessive amount of test messages in a short period of time

Angie and Callin have a severe case of textmessageitis

by Callin M November 18, 2006

testies

A man's balls.

I like licking his testies.

by clitoris October 24, 2003

Textie Text

A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"

Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"

by SurveyJake April 27, 2009

textiety

Anxiety felt when one suspects they may have sent an inappropriate text message to the wrong person.

He was overwhelmed with textiety when he realized he may have texted "Do you have any weed?" to Dave his boss instead of Dave his friend.

by giggles26 July 10, 2012

Powdered Testies

When a man rubs Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder all over his scrotem and his ball sack is white and covered in powder
Other Words: icing sugared dumplings, powdered doughNUTS, christmas balls ,

John: yo darryl i have powdered testies
Darryl: oh, Gold Bond Medicated powder is the good stuff

by Rackadoe October 16, 2012

Textism

Pneumonic devices or shortening of words into text form such as LOL, OMG, TTYL, L8R, H8, luv, ect.

I hate the textism LOL people use it to much, whatever happened to LMAO or ROFL

by allicov August 3, 2010