Textagenic

It’s a word used to describe someone’s texting habits . If a person sucks at texting, like they don’t reply after hours or the following day, they’re NOT Textagenic Bad Texter. However, they ARE Textagenic if hey reply almost instantly Good Texter

Matt sucks at texting, I guess he’s just not textagenic.

by Kenvee Lim October 31, 2019

Texas Pickle

A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.

That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.

That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".

Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."

by KillerChimp November 4, 2011

Texas Rear End

Three guys simultaneously thrusting their genitalia into a woman's anus while in a pickup truck on the side of a dirt or gravel road.

"So how was that Texas Rear End last night?"

"I don't want to talk about it"

by Stretch god June 9, 2016

Texas Hold ‘Em

The superior form of poker: each player is dealt 2 cards, face down. A round of betting ensues. Then 3 cards are dealt in the middle of the table, face up. Bet. Another card in the middle. Bet. Again. Bet. Your hand is not required to include the initial facedown cards and standard poker rules apply.

If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”

Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.

Let’s play Texas Hold ‘Em

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019

Texastan

Noun: Formerly a region of the United States, Texastan became a separate region once it fell completely under the control of Christian Sharia during the early 21st century. Texastan is known for its restrictive voting rights, denying women’s bodily autonomy, it’s complete lack of gun laws, it’s aversion to science, and building large pointless walls.

Texastan is run by a right wing oligarchical right wing minority determine to retain power by any means.

by wanderartist September 1, 2021

Texas

The only place that's more American than America.

You're moving to Texas? That's the place where people are more American than Americans.

by stephierburck July 13, 2012