Texas Chili Bowl 

The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers

We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.

Texas Chili Bowl by BoyBloo January 31, 2023

TEXAS CHILI BOWL 

when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .

i had a texas chili bowl with my girlfriend last night.

TEXAS CHILI BOWL by gaterman February 8, 2010

Texas Chili Bowl 

When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone

"Hi Mom"
"Can I Have A Texas Chili Bowl"
"Sure Son"

Texas Chili Bowl by DJ Psyko December 13, 2006

texas chili bowl 

Paying a whore almost nothing to lick the hot built up sweat from your ass after walking around in the sun all day.

billys mom loves to go to laredo texas for the authentic texas chili bowls and fresh queso.

texas chili bowl by juan miguel September 18, 2006

Texas Chili Bowl 

It involves Tabasco Sauce, A Telephone, and The Anus

I’m gonna give Andy the Texas Chili Bowl

Texas Chili Bowl by Fortnite1500 September 22, 2019

texas chili bowl 

real texas chili bowl is when u shit between someones mudflaps then eat ur own shit from they asshole with a spoon..... or fork depending on consistency

rileys mom asked me to do a texas chili bowl so i pee'd in her butt and told her its a bonedale tradition :)

texas chili bowl by shitty buttshits December 25, 2006

texas chili bowl 

A horrible revenge procedure that involves calling someone from Mexico, placing hot sauce on the receiver and when the person from Texas answers (a lot of people from texas are referred to as "beaners" hence adding to the term chili bowl) you will now have yourself a texas chili bowl.

That kid pissed me off so much, I'm going to give him the worst texas chili bowl ever.

texas chili bowl by jmiller6 February 19, 2008