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tet metis

a disease that can be caught when skateboarding in a terribly crappy, sketchy skatespot.
damn man that guy almost caught tet metis from skating that part of town.
by jackbnimble November 18, 2007
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Tet Offensive

Tet Offensive

(VIETNAM HISTORY) Major effort by the National Liberation Front ("Viet Cong") and the PAVN to defeat the US-backed puppet regime in Saigon (the putative Republic of Vietnam"). The Tet Offensive began 31 January 1968 and was suppressed around 24 February.

In Saigon, NLF forces attacked the presidential palace, the airport, the ARVN headquarters, and US Embassy. The US and ARVN forces, who were caught off guard, quickly responded and within a week had recouped most of the lost territory. The NLF held out the longest in the pre-colonial capital of Hue, fighting back with great tenacity.
Prior to the Tet Offensive, the US military could claim it was well on its way to winning the war. Afterward, Gen. William Westmoreland admitted 200,000 more troops would be required to win the war, and US opposition to the war ballooned.

However, the NLF was nearly annihilated in the Offensive, with almost 60,000 killed.
by Primus Intra Pares July 25, 2010
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Tet-Tourette's

When you are playing Tetris and have a mild-to-major case of Tourette's Syndrome, or involuntary spurting of cuss words, grunts, miscellaneous sound effects, etc. Usually due to a stupid keying mistake.
I was quick-dropping some sick Tetrises and Tetris pieces in general, but I accidentally pressed spacebar (quickdrop) instead of rotating the "t" piece once more... I once again went "quick-drop crazy" and wasn't accurate enough to land a tall piece in the appropriate whole. This led to a bad case of Tet-Tourette's, because my impeccable design to clear lines like crazy was ruined.
by WordJunkie798 December 28, 2009
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tet-head

(aka tethead): A tet-head is one who has an overwhelming compulsion to play the game tetris.
Dude, those tet-heads are really annoying! They ate all of my cheese while playing that damn game!
by Edward "Tethead" Jonesifi January 6, 2008
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TET Offensive

A rather elaborate love making maneuvre, in which a man balances a single quart of butter ripple liqueur betwixt his lady lovers ass crack while taking her from behind. During the act, the drink will spill down the crack, soaking all appropriate body parts.. at this time, the man pulls out, and she takes him in her mouth to enjoy the sweet, and in the end salty surprise.
"I gave Stacy the TET Offensive last night!"
by Bobbo the Gobbo August 13, 2022
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tèt resò

Expression créole signifiant un gars avec des dreads. En général, non apprécié des parents haïtiens (les filles doivent être safe)
-Yo mon gars, ya un gars qui a slide dans le DM de ta fanm!!
-C'est qui?!!
-Tèt resò mon gars
by Ahhtacru September 14, 2017
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tet kaka

i dont like how this tet kaka is talking to me.
by Pilzoezoe August 9, 2018
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