by GreenBraman June 25, 2018
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When two players forget about what their cards are and just raise each other back and forth spraying testosterone all over the table. Common sense is never a factor in a testosterone fight.
When two players forget about what their cards are and just raise each other back and forth spraying testosterone all over the table. Common sense is never a factor in a testosterone fight.
Sam: What happened to all of Dave's chips?
Matt: He just lost a huge testosterone fight to Devin. Devin's so cool.
Bruce Willis: Yeah, I wish I were as cool as Devin.
Matt: He just lost a huge testosterone fight to Devin. Devin's so cool.
Bruce Willis: Yeah, I wish I were as cool as Devin.
by Devin McNasty March 11, 2005
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A room that every man has that is just his, for his belongings that the female party will not allow in common areas. This room is often banned of most womerns. Most womerns wouldnt want to anyway.....
Ive got my Jackie Chan posters up in the testosteroom. Come and see, we are safe there, she cant come in.
by unknownsquid May 22, 2009
Get the Testosteroom mug.Another word for feminine trousers, but in a masculine manner. A man wearing leggings may not accept they are femine and so if you are that male you could say your not wearing leggings but Testosterousers!
by H'eey'babez -or H April 5, 2010
Get the Testosterousers mug.A state of being composed and calm. Directly translated from Chinese online buzz word:蛋定(dan4 ding4). Literally, "testo-" means male testis and "-stasis" means a state of static balance or equilibrium.
by Ricky GL April 25, 2011
Get the testostasis mug.A man (or young man) whose behavior is driven by the uncontrollable urge to prove that he's "more of a man" than the next guy. Always has to be first in line, always has to be the fastest, always has to drink the most, has to control the room, tailgates and weaves dangerously in and out of traffic to pass people, etc. Basically a Type A personality jacked up to extremes.
That testosterone jockey tailgated me in heavy rush hour traffic for 5 miles, then took a dive across 3 lanes to weave around everyone and almost clipped 2 cars in the process.
by StealthAGC June 20, 2013
Get the testosterone jockey mug.Attempting to make light of the male stereotype that phone conversations between guy friends are often quick and to-the-point, someone cleverly coined this verb by combining "testosterone" with "phone".
In reality, the word is too long to ever see common use outside of making yourself look like a tool.
In reality, the word is too long to ever see common use outside of making yourself look like a tool.
Person A: Hey, I'm going to testosterphone Eric. Hehe.
Person B: What?
Person A: Get it? Testosterphone! Like, "testosterone" and "phone", but together! Haha! Isn't that clever?!
Person B: You fail.
Person B: What?
Person A: Get it? Testosterphone! Like, "testosterone" and "phone", but together! Haha! Isn't that clever?!
Person B: You fail.
by BlueSunrise May 31, 2007
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