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Testitude

–noun

1) -to overcome danger, adversity, difficulty with inner strength derived from ones testes.

2) Testosterone fueled resolve or action.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know if I could've set my girlfriend's house on fire after she dumped me.

Guy 2: That took serious testitude.
by Roger Brunswick December 15, 2008
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testicide

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.
Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.
by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008
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Texticide

When talking to someone and you send a remark that is hard to respond to.
P1: Hey wats up
P2 Nm You?
P1: Just watchig T.V.
P2: HaHaHa awesome.
P1: You just commited texticide man!
by Jacob Marcus December 18, 2009
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Testified

When your testicles are being touched
"Dude my grandma just testified me!"
by greaanntttt March 18, 2009
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testifier

the testifyer is given when the man squats over the womans asshole while she lays on her back with the legs above her, near her head. The balls and cock are inserted into the womans fuck holes and then are "pumped" multiple times.
Aww nigga, I used the testifier on this bitch last night and she farted on my left nut. It hurt like getting a cumshot to the eye.
by Jig Gaboo September 20, 2007
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testitude

that warrior has courage in the face of difficulty
that warrior has intestinal fortitude
that warrior has testitude
by big mac twista September 28, 2009
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mass texticide

Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.
Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I"m about to die!!!" Mass texticide might be preceded by the following texts: "Seriously, I'm about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, dude, I'm totally working right now. Nah, these chemical plants run themselves." "oh shit gotta go! ttyl"
by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009
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