testie tap

getting hit in both balls

josh pissed me off so i testie tapped him

by fat knockers April 29, 2022

testie-blowout

what happens when you see an incredibly fine individual and you haven't experienced a release of semen for a while

I was sitting there on the bus when this super-hottie got on and i was like "aaaaah, what a Testie-Blowout she is...."

by kymcleod November 8, 2003

Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

Testie Fiber

Monkey testicles rubing against your face

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!

by crackbaby666 December 20, 2011

testie teeth

The spikes that can sometimes form on balls and bite the pussy

His testie teeth really bit me hard last night

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018

testie festi

Full Name: Testical Festival

synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray

Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!

It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!

Yo Yo Yo, what's going on here, looks like a testie festi!

by Emmd September 12, 2021

testie twisties

the action of grabbing ones testicular area and clenching them a slight bit too hard causing what some call a “male period” :)

“Fuck you ill twist ur testicular region”
testie twisties fo lyfe twin

by glittertitssss August 23, 2025