testicular resignation

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole

Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."

by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011

Testificate

Fan name for the villager NPCs in Minecraft.

The name "Testificate" was originally seen as the name hovering above the villager NPCs during their initial release in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 1. The name hovered above there heads in a similar fashion to player names in multiplayer.

While the name was removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2, the name stuck as a fan name thanks in part to Yogscast and the community as a whole.

I built my own house next to a NPC village and had an infestation of testificates in my building.

by Katlamos October 24, 2012

Testicle Jockey

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.

Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"

by Herby Vershmales December 2, 2010

Testicular Volcano

When one gets hit in the balls, and ejaculates uncontrollably

Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?

by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

Testicular Wisdom

As your intelligence increases your testicles become the storage for the excess intelligence, the testicles grow big and full of knowledge.

Barry: "Doctor Wells! Your testicles are huge!!"

Doctor Wells: "I know Barry, I'm a genius. Testicular Wisdom, look it up."

by Salmon Sam December 10, 2019

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

by squirrelspank June 8, 2003

Testimoney

n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.

2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon

Corey B. King
@coreybking

@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?

8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13

by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013