tessied

To have sex with a girl and feel like your being over powered

-Dude i think i just got raped......she was so strong i was scared.. Ahh no dude you got tessied

by Cpt professor dr Elijah February 18, 2011

Tessy

Commonly known as a courtesy wipe.

after taking a dump, Davey returned to the bathroom to wipe again and get the leftovers, thus a tessy

by Baybay16 August 18, 2016

Tessie Tran

noun; a very attractive, super nice, and smart girl that loves her husband like no other; perfect.

Stephanie : "Did you see that new girl at school today? It's only her first day and she's already friends with everyone."
Melanie : "Yeah.. She already aced the first test in APUSH."
Stephanie : "Ugh.. another Tessie Tran."

by Nella Iy November 16, 2010

Playmate Tessi

A narcissist Neo-Nazi known for her gestapo of simps, making fun of cancer patients, claiming "all Jews need to be gassed", claiming she is "so gorgeous and beautiful", and when asked why she did/said anything she did, she replies with, "I was just being famous"

me: watching Playmate Tessi's interview on Dr, Phil made me lose most of my braincells
Simps: Don't talk bad about her you fiend!

by Cumdog with mustard April 27, 2021

Tahoe Tessie

Lake Tahoe's equivalent of the lochness monster.

Hey do you see those moving bumps out in the lake? Yeah I bet that's Tahoe Tessie

by The Rodeo Clown October 23, 2009

Tessie Wallace

Tessie slays all day

Tessie Wallace? Is that her?! she slays!

by JacobLover___ May 23, 2022

Pebbles & Tessie

Pebbles & Tessie were the pets of Pat and Mick, Rachel and Sean. Pebbles was a female Tortoishell Cat and Tessie was a female Kelpie Blue heeler X. They were the best pets of all time. And they lived into their late teens. When anyone saw Tessie and Pebbles they would be in awe of thir greatness, and their names became words that would be used to express how good something was.

Pebbles & Tessie Example - For exmaple Sean - "these oranges are really good Dad(Mick)"
To which Mick would reply "Tessie like oranges. Tessie joined the navy, so she coyuld have a naval orange".

Sean - "Dad, I really like your new car" - "So do I Dad replied" . "My new car is so good, even Pebbles said it was good". Pebbles is cat, so cannot talk. The car is so good that a cat who cannot talk, cos she is a cat, says it is good.

by Sean Curry August 4, 2007