Termies

Created by WonTon Donnie from Barstool, this refers to cheap canned beer.

After ripping these hoons, I just need a few termies and I'll be ready for the flight.

by Kdaddd May 21, 2019

Terrist

Mispronounced form of Terrorist. Listen to George W. Bush speak, and you'll hear him say it.

"We must be strong and viligant, and unite ourselves against these terrists."

by The Grapist May 28, 2004

Border Terrier

A breed of dog that resembles a shnauzer but has more of a rounded face and less a "beard" than that of a shnauzer. Also can be black and brown or just brown unlike a shnauzer.

-"What kind of dog is that?"
-"Its a border terrier, can't you tell how its brown and cute"

by Turtlest6 December 24, 2014

scottish terrier

Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.

Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.

Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.

Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.

Look at that fat bottomed scottish terrier!

by Scottiemum May 21, 2008

Boston Terrier

An adorable type of canine.

Look it's a Boston Terrier!!!!!!

by Sandy Jane February 19, 2008

terrisus

Someone who has a chance at intercourse (with his wife perhaps) but would rather be in a non-sexual relationship

"Fuck me!" - Wife
"Sorry, but I'm Terrisus" - Terrisus

by smartie® pants February 15, 2015

terrestrial ferret

Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.

I'm totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we're going to terrestrial ferret.

by Consicle November 29, 2014