Toilet Tension 

When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.

I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...

Toilet Tension by Domonic December 24, 2008

tessitura

In music, this refers to the best-sounding and most comfortable range for a singer (or an instrument), to the color and quality of the voice.
A singer's tessitura depends on where their voice sounds the strongest (and most comfortable);

Sopranos and tenors sound the strongest and most at ease in their high notes but weaker in their low notes;
Mezzo-sopranos and baritones sound weaker and less comfortable in their high notes but strongest and most comfortable in mid-range and strong in their low notes;

Contraltos and basses sound the strongest and most comfortable in their low notes and weaker in their high notes.

Tessitura is a good determiner of voice type; range alone does not tell where a voice sounds its best and vocal color on its own does not determine either of those.

Sopranos and tenors generally sound bright, contraltos and basses generally sound dark, and mezzo-sopranos and baritones are of medium color. But a singer can sound as bright and sunny as a soprano and have a contralto tessitura or another can sound like a baritone yet have the tessitura of a tenor.
Sarah Brightman has a bright, lightweight voice and the tessitura of a soprano.
Allison Crowe has a heavy, rather dark voice and the tessitura of a soprano.
Idina Menzel's voice is lightweight, has a bright color and the tessitura of a mezzo-soprano.
Annie Lennox has a dark, heavy voice and a contralto tessitura.

tessitura by Lorelili July 6, 2011

Tesia 

Gender: Female Origin: Polish Meaning: loved by God

also the name of the most beautiful girl i have ever met. :D

Ex. 1 wow, i love Tesia.
ex. 2 <guy> what should we name our daughter?
<polish wife> tesia

Tesia by djhajkneijdoidkn August 17, 2006

Tessibitch

Describes a guy or girl who would rather sit at home than go out with his or her friends. These people don't have real jobs, but insist that they are always busy working.

Guy 1: "Wow it's the third time Dylan has skipped out on us, what is his excuse this time?"

Guy 2: "He says he has to work tomorrow"

Guy 1: "That's the same excuse he has used the past three weeks! All he does is drive around all day."

Guy2: "I know, he's a tessibitch"

Tessibitch by Maillow23 September 6, 2013

toosie slide 

Pushing forward in Overwatch, more specifically to spawn camp.

Hey, we have point and the advantage, let’s toosie slide

toosie slide by Derb27 March 13, 2021

Tessi 

a person who is very out going and Really Strong (not physically). Like to please people at expense of her own happiness. Also very attractive, long legs Model material. Could be a really awesome mom, known to have at least 4 kids. It is really fun to hang out with Tessi, she's funny, cute and can carry a very good conversation. Don't get Tessi mad or you will see the wrath of Tessi.

I wish i had a Tessi.

Tessi by mr.stain February 13, 2010

Tosilog 

A Filipino breakfast plate consisting of Tocino, Sinangag, and Itlog (pork, Pinoy Rice, and egg)

Gusto ko'ng Tosilog ni Tita Tita (I like Auntie Tita's Tosilog).

Tosilog by Shaun Quismorio August 19, 2003