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Tend to the axe-wound

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.
Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.
by The Awesome February 5, 2005
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tend to your hen

Abdirazak: are u gonna tend to your hen tonight?
by Lil ozi vert October 16, 2017
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tend my sheep

Tending someone's sheep is taking a razor and shaving a guys Hairy ball sack
Damn last night gina had to tend my sheep.
by Sheepyballs July 30, 2017
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tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)
tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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Onion-tended Consequences Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
by Luting September 4, 2022
mugGet the the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.mug.

tending to the slow cooker

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
by gazza222 November 7, 2020
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