Tend to the axe-wound

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

by The Awesome February 06, 2005

tend my sheep

Tending someone's sheep is taking a razor and shaving a guys Hairy ball sack

Damn last night gina had to tend my sheep.

by Sheepyballs July 31, 2017

tend to your hen

to beat your meat in a niggerly way

Abdirazak: are u gonna tend to your hen tonight?

by Lil ozi vert October 16, 2017

tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 02, 2009

Onion-tended Consequences Burger

A special burger with onion

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

by Luting September 04, 2022

tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 07, 2020