Tender A

When a person's bunghole is sore from explosive diarrhea. In severe cases you may even need some Preperation H or baby wipes.

Damn, Weej, your cookin' gave me tender A.

by weej December 18, 2004

tender

primarily used in utah. its when two people do the following: kiss, hold hands, hug, and flirt. something said or done, lovingly or affectionately.

girl 1: "omg! you were totally being tender with him!!"

girl 2: "i know!! it was so exciting. that means he likes me, riht?"

girl 1: "yes! i could feel the tenderness in the air!!!"

by aarbear21 November 22, 2010

Tender

If your referred to as “Tender” you a lame simp ahh person

Look at Johnny holding Samantha’s lunch he a tender ahh nigga

by @yungtytpc April 1, 2022

Tender

the goalie in hockey.

Man, Marty is a siiick 'tender.

by sexyhockeygal04 February 22, 2010

Tender

The word Tender is used to describe a person that is being a complete Pussy. Warning.. Tenderness may lead to Vaginosis if not addressed immediately.

Harold: Hey, want to play paintball after school?
Mike: Nah paintball hurts.
Harold: Dude stop being so Tender...

by ShaQueefah June 9, 2011

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

Tender

Money, specifically cash.

That boy straight jacked all my tender.

by FlatNuts July 22, 2003