TeleTech

Teletech is very similar to calltech but more prison like if you smoke you actually walk outside into a caged in area (not just a fence its a cage). Everywhere you go in the building you must swipe your bage to open the door. Security is a joke they think there securing the white house. There are revolving doors that you walk through o get in and out, God forbid 2 people (1 comin in and ! goin out) the doors will trap you a security lets you out and the bull dyke yells 1 at a time. They dont even trust you wil a real phone everything is on your computer so they can watch your every move in order to get any incentives you must keep calls under 3 mins (I work for a bank) and don't use aftercall so basically your screwed with 8.65 an hour. The only thing you can have at your desk is a dry erase board no paper no pens no pencils and since you actually dont work for the company your takin calls for you have their rules plus teletechs rules. Hmmm o yeah I guess it makes them feel special cuz they call human resources human capital whoo hoo and some sups will try to help you and others send you off to call another dept and get a bad report its awesome I would recomend this for anyone who likes to be shit on or lives in the ghetto

Dude 1: Hey man I really need a job
Dude 2: Teletech is hiring
Dude 1: Awesome I'll apply
3 months later

Dude 1; Dude your such a dick I hate this job
Dude 2: Yeah but no1 else I knew worked here

by Disgrunted Emplyee # 999999999 June 3, 2009

teletubbies

4 reasons why i should own a gun

tinkle winkle,dipshit,taa taa,ho

by one ring to f*ck them all March 19, 2004

Telos

Telos is a greek word meaning Ultimate Potential. It is also a treatment center in utah. It is a hellish place with no weed or girls that wastes a year of your life to help you reach your "Ultimate Potential"

guy 1- Dude are you a telos Alumni?

guy-2 Yeah i hated that shit.

by steevohammertime December 26, 2011

Telstra

1. Fucking Cunts that are gay and suck ass and wont upgrade people to broadband because they are fuckwits

2. providers of internet that is a fucking rip-off

3. providers of internet that is so fucking slow that my gradma could crawl quicker

Internet in Australia is fucking shit because of Telstra

by Tara McKay December 27, 2006

TEOTWAWKI

The end of the world as we know it

Person 1: TEOTWAWKI

Person 2: SHIT MAN!

by mickeyellesmere April 4, 2010

Teletech

Hell hole of the universe. Place to avoid at all times when possible. Festering puss-hole of rancid slavery on Satans anus

I work at Teletech, I have attempted to kill myself several times with a phone headset and have wasted the last 3 years of my life.

by Disgruntled Employee #3 January 21, 2008

Telltale game

A game which is really easy to get all achievements in it.

The only platinum trophy you have is a telltale game.

by Chase2D January 20, 2020