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Tell me about that Africa Trip again... 

When asked to do something that sounds rubbish.
Girl 1: Do you want to come over and play a board game?
Guy 1: Tell me about that Africa trip again...

Tell me why 

ain't nothin' but a heartache
TELL ME WHY
ain't nothin' but a mistake
TELL ME WHY
I ain't never wanna hear you say
i WaNt iT tHaT wAYYyYyYYyYy
Tell me why by my stinky butt December 14, 2019

tell your crush you like them day 

national tell your crush you like them day is October 21st. Its an urban legend that if you don't tell them your crush will start to reject you and make fun of you.
tell your crush you like them day is a day when you tell your crush you like them and see if they like you back.

Tell me about the rabbits, George

A popular quote from John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men (said by Lennie to George), sometimes used when dreaming of something (often along with someone else) that you know will never happen. Usually used in a sad, almost-reminiscent way.
Friend: It'll be okay... You'll get better soon...
Terminally Ill Patient: Tell me about the rabbits, George...
Friend: ... Once you get better, you'll go back to school with all of us again...and you'll pass with the highest grades like always...and then we'll be roommates for college...and everything will all be okay...

Tell Your Mom! 

1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.

2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)

3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)

You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"

or

Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."

You: I always knew you liked dudes,

Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!

You: Tell your mom!

or

You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"

tell me how you really feel 

The expression "tell me how you really feel" is said in sarcasm and irony after someone has said an anger or hate-filled statement, drawing attention to the anger and hatred (and implicitly mocking it).
Jon Stewart: Deep dish pizza is not only not better than new york pizza; it's not pizza. It's a fucking casserole. ...Chicago, I love your city, it’s one of my favorite places to visit… but deep-dish pizza is like a huge, crusted-over pile of diarrhea
Audience member: Damn Jon, tell me how you really feel