Telkom

A goverment supported Telecoms monopoly in South Africa, which at best charges 105% above the average wage for a inferior ADSL connection, $17991/m for a 1mb leased line and $1012 for 30GB of download data. Great profit at the expence of the poorly educated, inferior quality, bad service and dismal performance are their main products, these are products they plan to begin exporting to the rest of Africa in the near future.

Someone should point out to George Bush that they are more dangerous than Iraqi WMD.

Rip-off: Telkom SA, redefines the words shaft, shafted, steal, rape, plunder and dumbasses.

by PostmanPat May 4, 2005

teaky

teaky= something which is simultaneously funny and painful and sometimes life- affirming. its the kind of thing you laugh at, and then you feel pretty shitty for laughing at it, and then it makes your heart hurt a little bit because its actually sort of beautiful. the first time i ever heard the word 'teaky' used (i did not invent it) was to describe learning- disabled teenagers doing a ballet duet on television.

the cute show's special on disabled pets was so teaky that my mascara started running

by alice1974 October 19, 2007

Telekiss

(verb) The act or process of asking or calling someone to let them kiss a beloved-one that they personally can't meet.

My grandma, who lives out-of-state, telekissed us by calling my mom to tell her to kiss my siblings and I for her.

by Asaad Khattab August 29, 2016

TelekinesisPort

To have the ability to move objects with his mind, then transport over to where you moved it to, so then you can use that thing at that place that you moved to
Definition made by Rhett and Link from: Good Myhical Morning

Link: My daddy can teleport.
Rhett: My daddy has telekinesis.
Link: My daddy can TelekinesisPort !

by I.Am.BATMAN March 26, 2017

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013

Telkom

Telecommunications provider for South Africa, specializing in slack service, expensive call charges, inability to resolve problem and very surly personell. Approach with caution

Telkom just ruined another perfectly good day.

by Yourmother August 30, 2003

Geek Teak

Geek: a slang term meaning a computer/Sci fi/horror/LARPer/gamer/etc expert or enthusiast.

Teak: a type of hardwood.

Geek Teak: When you feel intense, physical excitement over something or someone geeky. Non-gender specific.

"Wow- do you see that Slave Leia over there? I'm sporting huge geek teak."
-or-
"Hey, have you seen the latest trailer for 'The Knights of Badassdom'? Yea verily it gave me mighty geek teak."

by SarahsLame July 28, 2011