tenter hooks

(or tenterhooks) meaning to wait with feelings of nervousness or anxiety in anticipation for something to happen in the near future.

She was on tenter hooks as the police officer calculated her BAC.

by mailburner January 13, 2010

testeburn

The burn of the male scrotum when entering, then sitting upon an automobile seat that has been in the sun for a period of time so that the temperature of the fabric is extremely elevated.

During the hot summer months when my car has been outside for a few hours, especially in the sun, I get testeburn every time I go for a ride!

by AZRPh January 15, 2017

Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.

He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.

by Gwazel July 11, 2014

teitelitarianism

Teitelitarianism happens when the principal of a high school does not heed to the needs and requests of students, is closed to new ideas, and almost always sides with the administration. This principal is often mocked, such as by students shouting "Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"

Principal: Get out of the building! Party's over! I have work to do!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!

by stuy '09 June 26, 2009

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

teeter-titter

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

Mad Tested.

When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.

Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.

by Monstopher March 7, 2013