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tutant meenage neetle teetles

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.
Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.
by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017
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hairy teeth

Hairy teeth means that your lack of dental hygeine has become such a problem, your teeth are coated with a grey fuzz resembling hair.
Bloke : Dave's breath stank of dead cow tonight
Geezer: He's got hairy teeth that one, the dirty bastard doesn't brush
by Fisty Ginge Box September 2, 2014
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shit-teeth

The condition of Coffee and Nicotine stains on teeth - even after repeated brushing.
"I brush twice a day, guess i gotta have these shit-teeth scraped"
by Greg Peebles December 29, 2005
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Filthy Teeter

A very dirty vagina. It smells terrible and keeps many guys away unless if they want diseases.... lots of diseases.... crabs.... aids.... ganaria.... super aids
I can't believe Joe slept with her she had a Filthy Teeter he should definitely get checked at the free clinic.
by x8MikeHunt69x April 13, 2009
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teletubbies

Baby gorillas, whom, because of their small and morbidly obese build, became perfect subjects for a top secret experiment dubbed, "teletubbies".

Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.

To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.

Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg.
"Once upon a time in teletubby land, teletubbies... come to play!"
by Chang Tan September 1, 2004
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Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

Rob Schneider's latest comedy vehicle.
Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.
by Timmaw August 10, 2006
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cheese teeth

the yellowest teeth known to man
justen :"damn matt miller where you eating nacho cheese"

Matt Miller "no those are just my cheese teeth"
by shitmiller September 20, 2009
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