Salty Teemo

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.

You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise

by KhaosxResolve February 18, 2014

Captain Teemo

A balanced style of playing Teemo, The Swift Scout in League of Legends that uses him as a hybrid(AP/AD) carry. This enables him to deploy highly damaging mushrooms, backdoor towers, and deal significant damage in team fights.

"Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo,

Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo"

-Crown: Captain Teemo

by Big_D_and_the Revolution April 20, 2011

teemo main

Neppz is a Teemo Main

Neppz is a Teemo Main

by Emraka January 03, 2018

crossing guard teemo

Some fat kid, with coconut hair.

Look at that wild crossing guard teemo, what a faggot.

by TheWizzyFlizzy March 31, 2014

teemo support

in the very popular game called league of legends, this absolutely fucking brain rotting champion played in the most annoying way for both teams, they will intentionally feed the enemy adc and fucking ruin your lane by losing farm

the enemy teemo support really fucking inted this one

by porobristle January 26, 2022

teemo

A teenager that is emo/goth.

She is such a teemo, she even dyed her hair black.

by bluevanmeer October 28, 2022

Teemos

Combination of “teeny” + “tomato”.
Classified as any small tomato: Cherry tomatoes, grape tomatoes, light bulb tomatoes, pear tomatoes, etc.
Teemos can be any color and shape, but are usually snacking tomatoes.

Would you like some Teemos on the side?

Teemos are good to pack in your lunch.

by Ana_Waver December 20, 2024