tectard

typical nethouse customer

How do I use this internet thing

by Pariah March 21, 2003

tectonic plate

A nickname for a fella named norman

Sup tectonic plate

by Hog wild23 May 6, 2016

Tectonic

When two girls rub their asses together

Two girls booty to booty. The ass crack being a fault line, rubbing two fault lines together is like plate tectonics. You feel the earth move if the asses are big enough

by wyattwerp July 1, 2011

Tectonic

1, Great, Large and shifty only on the surface. (Somewhat in the since of being shallow)

2, Only within the scale of what you know or could understand.

1, "Oh -that Steve, He is so tectonic"

2, "I rather read a book that is tectonic too me"

by ~mechasun~ October 22, 2008

Tectum

After a baby loses its first tooth, you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole

"My cousin lost her first tooth, so I decided to just bust out the tectum. It felt sooo good rubbing against my rectum."

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

tectonic

Pronunciation: tek-'tä-nik
Etymology:Late Latin tectonicus, from Greek tektonikos of a builder. Modified usage by Warren of Pittsburgh, 2003 A.D.
:stellar, hip, fashionable

Orogeny is tectonic or that '63 Lambretta scooter with Jet 200 kit and flame job is tectonic.

by bishop July 8, 2003

tecturing

When your parents think that sending you text messages is an effective means of behavioral control. i.e. "Text" + "Lecturing".

1. Even if I make no mention of going out on Saturday night, my mom always tectures me on the dangers of date rape drugs and having sex with strangers around 9:00 p.m.

2. My dad was tecturing me earlier about how I should think before I mindlessly text people after reading some stuff that I had sent my mom while she was napping, and I responded by saying, "And this is why I never want to talk to you."

3. Advice Dog is so annoying when he tectures me about remembering to take my LSD every morning. It's a good idea that I never pay attention to people who tecture me.

by squareforceone September 27, 2009