Technochondriac

An individual who's constantly raising the alarm about how new systems (or any systems for that matter) will cause problems or will generally not work period.

James plays these old DOS games with documentation for Adobe Reader 3, and complains about 9 not being fully backwards compatible, and wouldn't you know, the technochondriac then uses that as justification why we shouldn't update.

by mewrei January 26, 2010

technochocolate

Ancient and mystical delicacy favored by the Aztecs, claimed by Strong Bad to sound a-prettypretty good. Known to induce lightswitch-raves.

"I'm gonna go find me some of that Technochocolate. It sounds a-prettypretty good."

by Wubbzy February 10, 2004

technochocolateland

Strong Bad's misspelling of Tenochtitlán. From it, derives the word technochocolate.

Greater than the aztecs and their... technochocolateland.

by Mikeguy February 24, 2004

Technodildonics

A field of study relating to the integration of electronics and sexual masturbation devices.

Doc Johnson the world's leader in adult toys has made tremendous progress in the field of Technodildonics with their new USB port / browser controlled dildos.

by Hal E. Halvorson April 6, 2006

technocrack

A piece of technology that fully consumes someone's attention to the exclusion of most, if not all, other matters. Usually it involves some incredibly new or much-coveted device with complicated instructions and/or really cool and modern features. In other words, an extremely addictive and prohibitavely expensive little gadget. (NOTE: can be used as noun or adjective).

ADJECTIVE: I broke up with my boyfriend because he cares so much about his technocrack telephone and how it works that he never actually calls me on it.

NOUN: The latest mp3 device is such technocrack that all I want to do is download stuff to it and play it as loud as I want to for as long as I want to.

by SW74 January 18, 2008

Technodump

To use hi-tech lavatory furniture - such as Dyson hand-driers or Japanese multifunctional toilets

"Bob, have you seen this crash report from the server?"

"No I haven't Alice, and I don't have time - I've heard they've installed a new bog from Japan with many, many buttons a& I want to take my first technodump"

by PrivateGuy May 29, 2015

technoculture

The study of the politics and interactions between technology and culture.

The University of Western Ontario offers the program called MIT (media, information, and technoculture).

We are studying the technoculture of facebook in class today.

by Ashegan November 24, 2007