teionee

she is a beautiful intelligent young smart girl any one would be lucky to have her (keep her) she takes nothing from nobody she is bad...... when she walks into the room you'll know its her she loves to talk and have a good conversation she keeps a couple bad bitches beside her but she doesent always depend on them if all else fells she has herself because she been through alot she needs no one and is prepared for the future because she know what is out there she will overcome every obstacle that strikes

"man i wish i had her" "who" "teionee" 'nawh ion think you can get her homes"

by famous....123 June 6, 2015

Tobonest

when molly is a massive, lazy retard and cant say "to be honest"

richard : "its sunny"
stan : "tobonest it is rather sunny my dear fellow"

by I eat blue tack for my supper May 20, 2020

Tebowed

Losing a football game in heart-wrenching fashion to an underdog. Usually an unlikely comeback in the final quarter of a football game. Derived from Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos.

Wow bro, I can't believe the Jets let Tebow win the game like that. They got Tebowed!

by BigTimeTimmyBow November 18, 2011

Tebowner

1. When someone becomes excited over something Tim Tebow does.

2. A boner, erection, stiffy, hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow wins a game and everyone updates there Facebook status about how glorious he is. They have a Tebowner.

When a friend/acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner.

by DyCKM January 9, 2012

Teboned

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.

Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.

by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011

Tim Tebowed

When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.

I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.

by Mit Berekvam December 16, 2011

TBoNENYC

An elite wingman or team player in a first person shooter game.

A person taught by Chuck Norris.

(Team) We won because that TBoNENYC can serve up those headshots!

Yo, that dude can beat you down back to your childhood. He's such a TBoNENYC.

by SHoWTiME_NYC February 4, 2010