breasts on a girl between the ages of 14-18 that are extremely underdeveloped for their age similar to the ones seen on female actresses on TeenNick shows.
Virgin #1) Yo, would you fuck Miranda Cosgrove?
Virgin #2) You mean that bitch from iCarly, fuck no she's got TeenNick tits.
Virgin #2) You mean that bitch from iCarly, fuck no she's got TeenNick tits.
by Jerz 973 June 16, 2010
Get the TeenNick tits mug.A person with unlimited capacity to instantaneously transform personality from a mild state of relative benign, cordial normalcy into a seething, unreasonable, highly-argumentative and unreachable social abomination when faced with perceived on-court tennis adversity; most often an attribute of 'hot-blooded' Hispanic, Mexican and South American males, although females and other ethnicities may become inspired under the appropriate destabilizing conditions.
At the last tennis tournament we all just watched and waited for the 'bad call' that would ignite his inner TennisCock...and then it happened.
'DASS eet !!' leaping out of the chair and approaching the ref, 'Say hullo to my leetle frênd'!!
'DASS eet !!' leaping out of the chair and approaching the ref, 'Say hullo to my leetle frênd'!!
by YAWA September 4, 2016
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Teanni • tennis • tannis • Tanning • tennis balls • Trannie • Teanna • Tannie • tanning bed • taennie
"I quit tennis" is a term used when someone does or says something so mind numbingly stupid that you are forced to say, "I quit tennis." You can also add a number at the end, like, "I quit tennis ten times." This term is used in everyday SMS.
Guy: Do cookies have sugar in them?
You: I quit tennis
Guy: How do you spell, "Asia?"
You: I quit tennis 57 times."
You: I quit tennis
Guy: How do you spell, "Asia?"
You: I quit tennis 57 times."
by yooboy1116 February 22, 2014
Get the i quit tennis mug.Intense sport with extremely hot athletes... also the basis of a lot of sexually oriented jokes. Involves a lot of time and travelling but is well worth the effort because of all the crazy-ass people you meet. :o
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player:
10- They're always looking for a good opportunity to come up.
9- They can do it with two people or four.
8- They have good hands.
7- They grunt when the action heats up.
6- They know how to make a racket.
5- They can hit it from all angles.
4- They got the endurace to last 3 hours - straight!
3- They're good with their balls.
2- They know just what to do with their stick.
1- Even when they aren't scoring, they're in love.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
10- They're always looking for a good opportunity to come up.
9- They can do it with two people or four.
8- They have good hands.
7- They grunt when the action heats up.
6- They know how to make a racket.
5- They can hit it from all angles.
4- They got the endurace to last 3 hours - straight!
3- They're good with their balls.
2- They know just what to do with their stick.
1- Even when they aren't scoring, they're in love.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
by theonetheONLYY October 6, 2005
Get the tennis mug.Teonnie is the mean girl who has a anger control problem. But actually, she’s just outgoing, smart, fun to be around and just has a lot of laughs. If she’s mean to you, it’s most likely she’s flirting with you. She’s loyal to those she loves and never takes anyone for granted. A Teonnie would make a good friend or girlfriend. You should get you a Teonnie!
by Tnote March 19, 2018
Get the Teonnie mug.Originated from 4chan. Basically a SJW that jumps into 4chan threads to try and make anon feel bad for being on 4chan. Thread hilariously erupts as anon calls out the discord tranny and tells them to BTFO!!
OP: >Posts shitty libtard twitter screenshot
OP: Wow anon, looks like we are finally winning the war against the evil alt-right incels.
Anon: /pol/ isn't for discord trannies, get the fuck out.
OP: *GASP* ...h...how dare you... y...you call me out.... TRIGGERED
OP: Wow anon, looks like we are finally winning the war against the evil alt-right incels.
Anon: /pol/ isn't for discord trannies, get the fuck out.
OP: *GASP* ...h...how dare you... y...you call me out.... TRIGGERED
by TheFotherMucker January 28, 2019
Get the Discord Trannies mug.When you're lurking someone's comments on Myspace and you read something that really sparks your interest, and you decide you just HAVE to read the other part of the conversation. So what do you do? Go to the other person's page, lurk it up, and find yourself going back and forth from page to page being a creepsteroni.
Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.
Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.
Johnny's creepin around AmyAutopsy's profile & starts to read her comments when he comes across something tantalizing! A comment left by ChainsawChase that says "No fucking way!! He did WHAT?! AND HE PUT IT WHERE?!!" followed by another comment from Chase: "Oh whatever bitch, you need to learn how to keep your mouth off of other guys." Johnny decides this is too good to not read Amy's side of the convo, so he heads over to Chase's page and reads the comments that Amy left him, starting a nice game of Myspace Comment Tennis.
by lurksteroni May 21, 2007
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