A drug stereotypically popular in England. Comes from India or China. Sold in brightly coloured boxes advertising its healthy properties. Highly addictive. Massive advertising campaigns on TV and billboards.
Responsible for the Britiah Empire, but superceded by coffee in the American Empire, due to coffee's more intense hit. Universally drunk by English people.
The best way to drink it is in a mug, with milk and two sugars. Some people only have one, but that's just being in denial. Two sugars or none, that's my motto. Or even worse, one and a half. Come on, who are you fooling? Some people get really kinky and drink it BLACK. NO milk, NO sugar, NO hope. No way. Simply Wrong.
I would recommend undertaking tea addiction. Luckily it is available at every corner store, at very reasonable prices. You may have seen adverts on TV, e.g. "Yorkshire Tea.. the way tea USED to be." Yeah, back in the days before the evil American Empire. When it was the British Empire instead.Tea is one of the best things ever, I love it. I'm drinking it now.
Responsible for the Britiah Empire, but superceded by coffee in the American Empire, due to coffee's more intense hit. Universally drunk by English people.
The best way to drink it is in a mug, with milk and two sugars. Some people only have one, but that's just being in denial. Two sugars or none, that's my motto. Or even worse, one and a half. Come on, who are you fooling? Some people get really kinky and drink it BLACK. NO milk, NO sugar, NO hope. No way. Simply Wrong.
I would recommend undertaking tea addiction. Luckily it is available at every corner store, at very reasonable prices. You may have seen adverts on TV, e.g. "Yorkshire Tea.. the way tea USED to be." Yeah, back in the days before the evil American Empire. When it was the British Empire instead.Tea is one of the best things ever, I love it. I'm drinking it now.
"Put the kettle on!"
"How many sugars?"
"How do you take it?" (smirk)
"Don't drink that stuff, it's addictive." - actually, nobody ever says that.
"How many sugars?"
"How do you take it?" (smirk)
"Don't drink that stuff, it's addictive." - actually, nobody ever says that.
by Grant Nicholas March 12, 2004
The Elixir of life. No greater destiny can be known by any leaf than this: that it should lay down its life as an infusion.
The British nation consumes a larger volume of water each day in tea than in every other domestic soft drink put together, including drinking water straight.
When they say we are a nation of tea drinkers, they're not taking the pee. (Although thanks to the diuretic properties of tea, shortly afterwards, most of us are.)
The British nation consumes a larger volume of water each day in tea than in every other domestic soft drink put together, including drinking water straight.
When they say we are a nation of tea drinkers, they're not taking the pee. (Although thanks to the diuretic properties of tea, shortly afterwards, most of us are.)
Brit 1: Fancy a cuppa?
Brit 2: Erm, what time is it?
Brit 1: 11:15.
Brit 2: Give me five minutes, I've just got to pee out the 10:30.
<vanishes, and promptly reappears looking happy.>
Brit 2: Bring it on. Milk, two sugars, and put it in a mug, not one of those girlie cups on saucers. Think Man Tea.
Brit 2: Erm, what time is it?
Brit 1: 11:15.
Brit 2: Give me five minutes, I've just got to pee out the 10:30.
<vanishes, and promptly reappears looking happy.>
Brit 2: Bring it on. Milk, two sugars, and put it in a mug, not one of those girlie cups on saucers. Think Man Tea.
by Phil Bool April 12, 2006
What all true Russians drink. Every day they'll drink about 5-25 cups of tea. Green Tea, Black Earl Tea, Peppermint Tea, Camomile Tea, YOU NAME IT! Tea comes second to vodka.
by Sup3rM February 12, 2018
To Eat Ass.
This is a an underground replacement for the more common slang of "Tossing Salad". Used on dating sites to let potential dates know their preference. Also seen on shirts and bumper stickers. Usually part of the sentence "I love TEA" or "I heart TEA"
This is a an underground replacement for the more common slang of "Tossing Salad". Used on dating sites to let potential dates know their preference. Also seen on shirts and bumper stickers. Usually part of the sentence "I love TEA" or "I heart TEA"
I love TEA.
I broke up with my last boyfriend because he didn't like TEA.
I met my girlfriend when I told her "I like TEA" on Tinder.
TEA in the afternoon makes a happy relationship.
TEA on the first date will guarantee a second date.
I broke up with my last boyfriend because he didn't like TEA.
I met my girlfriend when I told her "I like TEA" on Tinder.
TEA in the afternoon makes a happy relationship.
TEA on the first date will guarantee a second date.
by caesar777 February 08, 2018
A slang term used by Jack Kerouac and the Beats when refering to marijuana, seen in Kerouac's novel On the Road.
by Catal March 09, 2006
Justin Dosen't know what he's missing out on
because he hates tea to death. Justin You SUCK.
Tea is Best.
because he hates tea to death. Justin You SUCK.
Tea is Best.
by AimeeFOSHEEZIE December 27, 2006