Teabag

Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in wet and comes out dry
It comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think, its a teabag

by СукаБлять October 1, 2016

teabag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person

"Man,
Brenda was all passe dout with her mouth open and Billy teabagged her"

by Rachel March 16, 2003

teabag

The procedure of dipping one’s testicles into one’s mouth in an up and down motion.

Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.

by Well, shit. April 22, 2018

teabagged

Resting your nutsack in or on someone else's property for a comedic effect. Preferably with photographic evidence.

While she was in the bathroom, I teabagged her lip gloss.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

teabagging

the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

At the frat house last night, when Tim was wasted an down on the floor, he got teabagged by, like, ten guys!

Me and Jen were teabagging last night when her mom walked in. Awkward.

by Bondi February 6, 2006

teabagged

Girl lays on her back, dude puts testicles in her mouth

I teabagged that ho, yo.

by DBomb June 16, 2003

teabagged

Where you put your ballsack on someones face, whether its their mouth, eyes, chin, nose. Whatever.

I teabagged that dude in his sleep!

by Seth B. April 2, 2005