Taze

bother annoy irritateto throw under the bus!

Dude, why did you taze me?
Rather than, Dude, why did you throw me under the bus?

by N Baldi September 29, 2008

Taze

there is no exact definition for the word taze.

you are such a taze!
dude...that was so taze!
taze me!
i'ma taze you

by Jakeyyy April 13, 2008

taze

A alt. slang for cool right on ect, as said by the neo hippies, stoners, ect.

Shawn: I just bought a new hat, it's way cool.
Laura: Taaaaze

by zoey April 10, 2004

taze

To hit with a miniature nuclear weapon.

The US tazed Caracas in 2015.

by Maj. T.J. 'King' Kong January 11, 2008

Texas Taze

When you take an old car battery and some jumper cables and you clamp the jumper cables to her tits then turn on the car battery and start fingering her.

Guy 1: "Man, last night I was with this girl and she wanted me to "Texas Taze" her."
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"

by Mr_Blue_Pants November 29, 2018

Tazing Emu

To repeatedly electrocute your penis into an erect state. May use a defibrillator, car battery or toaster.

If you are going to use a toaster, you must be submersed in an ice bath and then drop the plugged toaster in. This works by chilling your penis until it is numb and then Tazing Emu with your toaster. Example: I'm going to taz emu.

by Tanger_BAM October 8, 2010

piss taze

when a male/female is resisting arrest from a police officer. and soiles themselves in the process

that tazer was brutal.. i had to get new underware cuz i piss tazed

by tyso the tasmanien tuscn tangl May 25, 2009