Taze lavah is the Best fortnite player. He's name is abdu and when he is playing he is Lavah because he i melting People back to where they belong from which is the lobby. But when he is abdu he is not that good but when he is Lavah he melts everybody. And when he plays against makhtal he Always destroys him

Omg he is Lavah now
Oh abdu is Taze Lavah now i Will just wait with the 1v1 because he Will MELDT me

Imma just dug the 1v1 cause he is Lavah

Taze Lavah by TaZe_LaVaH March 18, 2019

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don't taze me bro

New catch phrase, started unknowingly by University of FL student Andrew Meyer that took on a life of it's own, meaning:
1.don't be a dick
2.buzz a kill
3.Phrase used to call someone out on a cock block.
4. Or Simply stop using that tazer gun on me sir.

"We are all going to lunch but I need you to stay here and answer the office phone".

"Don't taze me bro"

"Sorry you need to stay here.

don't taze me bro by k-10 October 2, 2007

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Don't taze me bro!

This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.

"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"

Don't taze me bro! by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007

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Texas Taze

When you take an old car battery and some jumper cables and you clamp the jumper cables to her tits then turn on the car battery and start fingering her.

Guy 1: "Man, last night I was with this girl and she wanted me to "Texas Taze" her."
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"

Texas Taze by Mr_Blue_Pants November 29, 2018

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